14 June 2006

 

Rove Sends Bush on Air Force One to Practice Touch 'n' Goes on Iraq Runway

Once again yesterday, the White House magician, Karl "The Fox" Rove, pulled another rabbit out of the hat, putting the Confounder-in-Chief's feet on the ground in Baghdad long enough for some fancy footage on FUX News. The Iraqi Prime Minister got five minutes warning of the surprise inspection. Fortunately, the dime bounced on his bunk.

Damn I wish Pat Fitzgerald had snared that sly fox!

Oh, well. Maybe he'll contract lapine lockjaw, or smack a fabled tar baby.
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"I believe in the brotherhood of all men, but I don't believe in wasting brotherhood on anyone who doesn't want to practice it with me. Brotherhood is a two-way street." -- Malcolm X.

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