06 October 2006
Paging Mr. Fooley!
The Unsubstantiated Press (UP) today released a copy of yet another instant message found on the Gay-Old-Perv.org internet server involving chat between disgraced congressman Mark Foley and a former 16 year old congressional page. AOL/AIM logs all instant messages, chats, and emails and freely shares log data with the Department of Justice, the FBI, the NSA, the Department of Homeland Security, and Dick Wolf, the producer of Law and Order, SVU.
Political pundit, author of Rome Wasn't Burnt in a Day, and former Republican Florida Congressman Joe Scarborough declared he has known Foley since 1994, and knew Foley was gay the first time he met him. On July 20, 2001, Lori Klausutis, one of Scarborough's aides, died after hitting her head on a desk when she fainted while alone in Scarborough's Fort Walton Beach, Florida office. Although no foul play was suspected, Scarborough resigned his seat in Congress on September 6, 2001, claiming he wished to spend more time with his family in Florida. He currently resides in New York City.
Three other pages have come forth alleging they had exchanged creepy instant messages with Foley, one saying he had a nickname: FFF, for Florida Fag Foley. The Washington Post reported they had received communication from a former House page in 1995 further attesting to Foley's inappropriate innuendos and behavior.
The Republican controlled House Ethics Committee handed out four dozen subpoenas today, but would not confirm they would conclude or release any findings before November 7.
Meanwhile, House Speaker Dennis Hastert has repeatedly denied any recollection of three separate incidents described by Majority Leader John Boehner, RCCC Chairman Tom Reynolds, and Foley's former chief of staff, who claim they reported peculiar behavior by Foley two months, six months, and three years ago, respectively.
John Laesch, an Iraq war veteran and the Democratic challenger to Speaker Hastert for his House seat in Illinois, has quoted Hastert's own book poignantly titled: Congress for Dummies, from page 186 saying, "[H]e says that he listens to everything, and, you know, he knows everything that is going on. Use his words. Apparently he forgot, but on page 186 of his book, he says he listens to everything and he remembers everything."
At a press conference outside of his Illinois office today, Hastert backhandedly accepted responsibility for failing to deal with the alleged elected child predator, yet insisted he will not resign from his position as Speaker, despite calls from several conservative Republican lawmakers and newsmakers, and by an editorial in the conservative Washington Times newspaper.
Instead, Hastert alleged the entire scandal was fomented by, and is to the benefit of the Democratic Party, due to a conspiracy fostered by ABC News, the Democratic Party, billionaire George Soros, Bill Clinton, Michael Moore, Jesse Jackson, former congressman and head of the NAACP Kwase Imfume, the adult living decendants of Martin Luther King, Jr., the three surviving members of the 1968 Chicago Seven, musicians Bono and Yoko Ono, actors Barbra Streisand, Martin Short and Martin Sheen, Phil Donahue, wide receiver Terrell Owens, former third baseman Pete Rose, satirist Al Fraken, journalist Bill Moyers, the purple Teletubbie, and the producers of the film Jackass2.
Despite vehement condemnation by most conservative pundits and activists, including Kate O'Beirne and Bay Buchanan, former presidential candidate Pat Buchanan declipsed himself from the dark side of the Moon to further add to the left wing conspiracy theory claiming Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senator Hillary Clinton had marched in a gay pride parade alongside members of the underground organization NAMBLA, the North American Man Boy Love Association.
Today is October 6, 2006. There are 32 days until the November 7th mid-term election, and 838 days remaining until the legal expiration of George W. Bush's term.
Gawdhelpuzawl,
JR Ford
UP (Unsubstantiated Press)
St. Petersburg, Fl.
sixtimeseven@aol.com
forty-two
"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" -- Will Rogers.
Xxxxxxxxx (1:44:14 PM): hay... what you doing?The 52 year old, single and never married Foley, a former six-term Republican congressman from an eight county district in central Florida, which is the heartland of religious conservatives and home of the largest pornography industry in the US, resigned from office Friday and immediately checked into an alcoholism rehab center. His attorney and de facto spokesperson has since convincingly revealed that Foley is "absolutely, positively not a pedophile;" and that the source of Foley's picadillos were resultant from his alcohol addiction, the fact that he was molested by a yet to be named clergyman between the ages of 13 and 17, that Foley is a lifelong homosexual, and that Foley is known to have checked out Midnight Cowboy from Blockbuster over 1100 times.
Maf54 (1:45:19 PM): what you think?
Xxxxxxxxx (1:45:49 PM): lol
Xxxxxxxxx (1:46:11 PM): can only imagine
Xxxxxxxxx (1:46:39 PM): in your office?
Maf54 (1:47:14 PM): yeah.... private
Maf54 (1:47:14 PM): cant chat long
Maf54 (1:47:24 PM): supposed to be on the floor to talk about the terri schaivo thing in a few mins
Maf54 (1:47:38 PM): gonna stop those liberal deviants from pulling the plug on her
Xxxxxxxxx (1:48:19 PM): terri schaivo whos that?
Maf54 (1:48:34 PM): some half dead fish in clearwater hospital
Xxxxxxxxx (1:49:09 PM): lol
Maf54 (1:49:31 PM): keep talkin
Maf54 (1:49:54 PM): ive got wood
Xxxxxxxxx (1:50:19 PM): lookin forward to hangin out together
Xxxxxxxxx (1:50:31 PM): lol
Maf54 (1:51:12 PM): yeah... sure will be a good time
Maf54 (1:51:27 PM): make you horny?
Xxxxxxxxx (1:52:01 PM): kinda... thinkin bout it...
Maf54 (1:52:27 PM): just got PAGED.... lol.... gotta go soon
Xxxxxxxxx (1:52:41 PM): you gonna make it?
Maf54 (1:51:27 PM): oh yeah ... mission accomplished!!!
Xxxxxxxxx (1:52:11 PM): lol
Xxxxxxxxx (1:52:21 PM): cool
Maf54 (1:53:14 PM): __________damn_____spacebar_______ is____sticking_____________again______
Maf54 signed off at 1:53:43 PM.
Political pundit, author of Rome Wasn't Burnt in a Day, and former Republican Florida Congressman Joe Scarborough declared he has known Foley since 1994, and knew Foley was gay the first time he met him. On July 20, 2001, Lori Klausutis, one of Scarborough's aides, died after hitting her head on a desk when she fainted while alone in Scarborough's Fort Walton Beach, Florida office. Although no foul play was suspected, Scarborough resigned his seat in Congress on September 6, 2001, claiming he wished to spend more time with his family in Florida. He currently resides in New York City.
Three other pages have come forth alleging they had exchanged creepy instant messages with Foley, one saying he had a nickname: FFF, for Florida Fag Foley. The Washington Post reported they had received communication from a former House page in 1995 further attesting to Foley's inappropriate innuendos and behavior.
The Republican controlled House Ethics Committee handed out four dozen subpoenas today, but would not confirm they would conclude or release any findings before November 7.
Meanwhile, House Speaker Dennis Hastert has repeatedly denied any recollection of three separate incidents described by Majority Leader John Boehner, RCCC Chairman Tom Reynolds, and Foley's former chief of staff, who claim they reported peculiar behavior by Foley two months, six months, and three years ago, respectively.
John Laesch, an Iraq war veteran and the Democratic challenger to Speaker Hastert for his House seat in Illinois, has quoted Hastert's own book poignantly titled: Congress for Dummies, from page 186 saying, "[H]e says that he listens to everything, and, you know, he knows everything that is going on. Use his words. Apparently he forgot, but on page 186 of his book, he says he listens to everything and he remembers everything."
At a press conference outside of his Illinois office today, Hastert backhandedly accepted responsibility for failing to deal with the alleged elected child predator, yet insisted he will not resign from his position as Speaker, despite calls from several conservative Republican lawmakers and newsmakers, and by an editorial in the conservative Washington Times newspaper.
Instead, Hastert alleged the entire scandal was fomented by, and is to the benefit of the Democratic Party, due to a conspiracy fostered by ABC News, the Democratic Party, billionaire George Soros, Bill Clinton, Michael Moore, Jesse Jackson, former congressman and head of the NAACP Kwase Imfume, the adult living decendants of Martin Luther King, Jr., the three surviving members of the 1968 Chicago Seven, musicians Bono and Yoko Ono, actors Barbra Streisand, Martin Short and Martin Sheen, Phil Donahue, wide receiver Terrell Owens, former third baseman Pete Rose, satirist Al Fraken, journalist Bill Moyers, the purple Teletubbie, and the producers of the film Jackass2.
Despite vehement condemnation by most conservative pundits and activists, including Kate O'Beirne and Bay Buchanan, former presidential candidate Pat Buchanan declipsed himself from the dark side of the Moon to further add to the left wing conspiracy theory claiming Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senator Hillary Clinton had marched in a gay pride parade alongside members of the underground organization NAMBLA, the North American Man Boy Love Association.
Today is October 6, 2006. There are 32 days until the November 7th mid-term election, and 838 days remaining until the legal expiration of George W. Bush's term.
Gawdhelpuzawl,
JR Ford
UP (Unsubstantiated Press)
St. Petersburg, Fl.
sixtimeseven@aol.com
forty-two
"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" -- Will Rogers.
