Bushisms and Other Ridiculous Ideas

I hear the nukes a comin',
They're fallin' on Iran,
And they been launched by Dub-yah,
Just be-cause he can,
I’m stuck in Gitmo Prison,
And I ain’t gettin’ out,
But that bastard keeps a-talkin’
Just like he has no doubt.

When I was first ar-rested,
The FBI said “Boy,
You’ gonna be here long time,
‘Til there ain’t no oil,”
‘Cause I bought a book called Kor-an,
And read it on a bus,
When I think about my choice then,
I just don’t get the fuss.

I bet there’s rich folks beatin’,
The neo-cons war drum,
They ain’t payin’ taxes,
And callin’ us folks dumb,
But I know I had it comin‘,
Because I voted red,
Now those people own the White House,
And soon we’ll all be dead.

Well, if I was a free man,
If I could tell the world,
I’d say “Ev’rybody listen now,
And boil the man in oil,”
He made a war for profit,
Over in Iraq,
He stuck us in the Green Zone,
And stabbed us in the back.

With apologies to Johnny Cash.

JR Ford
UP (Unsubstantiated Press)
St Petersburg, Fl
sixtimeseven@aol.com
"A war for profit can accomplish in weeks what may take a war of ideas centuries. It just leaves a bigger mess." -- JR Ford, Sept 2005